Yoga Hour Hoodie – Pretending I Have My Sh*t Together

Let’s face it—yoga isn’t always about finding enlightenment. Sometimes, it’s just an hour to pretend like you’ve got your life in order and not completely losing your shit. The Yoga Hour Hoodie knows the vibe, keeping you cozy while you fake it till you make it.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Soft, premium fabric that feels like the savasana of hoodies
• Front pouch for hiding snacks or avoiding real responsibilities
• A design that screams, “I’m zen AF… for now”

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. Like, tight enough to remind you of your last bad decision. Order one size up unless you’re into self-inflicted discomfort. Namast’ay real, friends. 🧘‍♀️