Romance Is Dead, Snacks Are Forever – Unisex Hoodie for the Realists

Love fades, but snacks? Snacks are eternal. 🍕💀 If your idea of romance is a cozy night with a bag of chips and zero emotional turmoil, this Romance Is Dead, Snacks Are Forever hoodie is your soulmate. Perfect for anyone who's ditched candlelit dinners for a Netflix binge and a pile of comfort food, this hoodie says it all—without saying a word. ❤️‍🔥🍫

Features to Love (Even If Romance Is Overrated):

• Ultra-soft fabric that feels like a hug (from your snack pile, of course)
• Spacious front pouch for holding your phone, remote, or extra snacks
• Unisex fit designed to flatter snack lovers of all shapes
• Bold, cheeky design that speaks louder than your last ex

Whether you're single, taken, or "it's complicated," this hoodie is your ride-or-die. It’s like wrapping yourself in a giant bowl of mac ‘n’ cheese—comforting, warm, and there when you need it. Wear it to the store for a snack run, or pair it with sweatpants for a ‘fit that screams “forever alone, but thriving.” 🖤